"Hi, Laurie. Recently, Darren Baker, one of our teachers (and my brother) found out about a friend who has cancer. He asked if we could do a fundraising event to help him out.

"In support, our students (we only have about 300), ran a bake sale, participated in a 'cakewalk' and had a hat day to help raise money. Today (Friday) we are having a basketball game between students and staff and selling popcorn that we have popped and bagged ourselves.

"Laurie, as a fairly new teacher I am sometimes overwhelmed by my job and the frustrations that seem to come with it. However, then you see how truly blessed you are by such terrific young people and you truly appreciate why you chose to enter this profession. We, the staff at Victor Wyatt, commend our wonderful students. Thanks, Kyra Baker."

"They are fundraising in support of the Movement Centre of Manitoba (us). There will be two garage sales this year, one on June 3 and the other on June 24. Remember, your junk just might be someone else's treasure. Items can be dropped off at the store or contact pam_mcivor@hotmail.com for further info. Thanks."

"Dear Laurie. I agree with your article on prostitution and completely agree with what you said. I find it totally ludicrous that we allow same-sex marriages (completely unnatural) and not sex which is a totally natural urge. Bill"

Hold'er Newt, we're headin' for the rhubarb. I support same-sex marriage, a "completely natural" situation for those who choose it. Otherwise, we agree. Cheers, Laur.

The waitress is amazed that regardless of what the man orders, the ostrich always orders "the same," and that when it comes time to pay, the man always has exactly the correct amount of money in his pocket.

"Well, several years ago a Genie granted me two wishes. My first was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I'd just put my hand in my pocket and the money would be there."

"Brilliant," she replies. "But what's with the ostrich?" The man sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs that agrees with everything I say."

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